# M A D E

the only 100% accurate post about the signs and the only one worth reading because i know what i'm talking about

aries:

really mean and fake; they talk shit about everyone they know and are willing to start a fight with anyone because they don't care about anything

taurus:

probably really sad but always super positive even though they're secretly insecure; usually drunk

gemini:

the epitome of evil; they love starting fights for no reason and then playing the victim; they'll hold a grudge forever

cancer:

apparently always crying???? they care way too much about everything and their sense of humor doesn't make any sense

leo:

probably really funny and nice and respectful; always loses arguments/fights because they don't know how to be mean

virgo:

they try way too hard to seem deep and they're over enthusiastic about everything which throws a lot of people off try to chill for a sec

libra:

super egotistical and stubborn and probably really short

scorpio:

evil and extremely kinky; always dtf

sagittarius:

really attractive; either too loud or too quiet there's no in-between; usually funny because nothing they say ever makes any sense

capricorn:

internalizes literally all of their feelings and then gets mad at you for not knowing what's wrong?????? why do yall do that??????

aquarius:

fucking crazy and emotionally vacant; they literally have no feelings at all; they can never make up their mind about anything so they'll hate you one day and love you the next

pisces:

always tired even though they're also always asleep; always in love, usually with multiple people at once; always sad for no reason; probably has a drug problem

Posted July 8th at 7:05 pm with 33,401 notes (6 years ago)
Reblogged from officialyanghyunsuk, but originally posted by sickfake.
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