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aries:
really mean and fake; they talk shit about everyone they know and are willing to start a fight with anyone because they don't care about anything
taurus:
probably really sad but always super positive even though they're secretly insecure; usually drunk
gemini:
the epitome of evil; they love starting fights for no reason and then playing the victim; they'll hold a grudge forever
cancer:
apparently always crying???? they care way too much about everything and their sense of humor doesn't make any sense
leo:
probably really funny and nice and respectful; always loses arguments/fights because they don't know how to be mean
virgo:
they try way too hard to seem deep and they're over enthusiastic about everything which throws a lot of people off try to chill for a sec
libra:
super egotistical and stubborn and probably really short
scorpio:
evil and extremely kinky; always dtf
sagittarius:
really attractive; either too loud or too quiet there's no in-between; usually funny because nothing they say ever makes any sense
capricorn:
internalizes literally all of their feelings and then gets mad at you for not knowing what's wrong?????? why do yall do that??????
aquarius:
fucking crazy and emotionally vacant; they literally have no feelings at all; they can never make up their mind about anything so they'll hate you one day and love you the next
pisces:
always tired even though they're also always asleep; always in love, usually with multiple people at once; always sad for no reason; probably has a drug problem